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Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer has written to the Yahoo! shareholders offering to buy out Yahoo! with Microsoft shares.
The content of his letter is as follows:
Dear Members of the Board:
I am writing on behalf of the Board of Directors of Microsoft to make a proposal for a business combination of Microsoft and Yahoo!. We believe that this proposal represents a great opportunity for both Yahoo! and Microsoft for the following reasons:
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We’re offering to buy your company for how much per share?
Five hundred dollars? A thousand? 10 thousand?
No! Just $31 per share.
I love YOUR COMPANY! COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME!
Yeah!!!
Sincerely Yours,
Steve Ballmer
PS Who told you to sit down?
PPS Excepting Nebraska.