… and that’s not because they’re out of stock either. Our local Tesco sells several brands of shampoo, bubble bath, eye liner remover, nail varnish remover, hair sculpting products, deodorants, antiperspirants, shaving gels, shaving creams, spot creams, moisturizing creams, haemorrhoid creams, and antiviral wipes — but not a single bottle of ordinary, stick it next to the sink hand wash.